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		<title>The Feel Good Factor</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2010/03/22/the-feel-good-factor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we were growing up we were constantly taught about how looking good doesn&#8217;t matter if you don&#8217;t feel good inside. It doesn&#8217;t matter which situation it is feeling good inside will make it happen for you. It could be a job interview, the first day at a new job, the marriage day, the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soaps &#8211; Now I Get it</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2010/01/08/soaps-now-i-get-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never quite got to understand why were they called Soaps. I am not talking detergent and hand washing stuff here. I am talking the non-stopping, always lasting sagas of what we call a type of TV programs. It was only recently that somebody told me that they were named Soaps from the Soap Opera [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People, Magazines &amp; &#8220;The Act&#8221; in the Loo</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/12/25/people-magazines-the-act-in-the-loo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 05:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=997</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered why people take something to read when they go to the loo. OK, going to the loo for a long time that is. Yes I am talking about number 2 here. I was thinking why do I need to take something to read when I got to go shit. It has just passed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; Economy Down the Flush</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/22/friday-funnies-economy-down-the-flush/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/22/friday-funnies-economy-down-the-flush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 20:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=917</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Read more posts from Friday Funnies]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; Bank Loans These Days</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/15/friday-funnies-bank-loans-these-days/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/15/friday-funnies-bank-loans-these-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 20:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=907</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people amaze me. The concept of loans has just changed how we function. And in the words of Celine Dion, &#8220;Its all coming back to me now&#8230;&#8221; There was a time when I used to get at least 2 phone calls a day from people for loans 20 times my salary!!! Crazy. Thank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; Punjabi Jingle</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/08/friday-funnies-punjabi-jingle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/08/friday-funnies-punjabi-jingle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=900</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  Read more posts from Friday Funnies]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; FART &amp; You Stand Alone</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/01/friday-funnies-fart-you-stand-alone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/05/01/friday-funnies-fart-you-stand-alone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I was gifted a shirt which read&#8230; &#8220;Smile and the world smiles with you&#8230;&#8221; What nice gift right? Lots of smiling faces around it and I said, what a nice shirt. My joy was short lived as it quickly turned to laughter as I turned the shirt around. It read&#8230; &#8220;FART and you Stand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; Innovative Idea to Reduce Payroll Costs</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/24/friday-funnies-innovative-idea-to-reduce-payroll-costs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/24/friday-funnies-innovative-idea-to-reduce-payroll-costs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=884</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[    Read more posts from Friday Funnies]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; God on Facebook?</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/17/friday-funnies-god-on-facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/17/friday-funnies-god-on-facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=874</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen this? Done by probably a facebook freak&#8230;but really creative&#8230;   Read more posts from Friday Funnies]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friday Funnies &#8211; Six Truths in Your Life</title>
		<link>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/10/friday-funnies-six-truths-in-your-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/2009/04/10/friday-funnies-six-truths-in-your-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>utp</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.umarpirzada.com/blog/?p=860</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIX Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You&#8217;re smiling now because you&#8217;re an idiot. 5. You soon will share this with another idiot. 6. There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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